illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via encourage)

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

(via fake-mermaid)

nitrogen:

(18+)
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